I’ve seen the first joke about today. And it’s actually quite a good one:
There has been a widespread outbreak of grumbling and tutting today in London, along with a large number of people going home instead of to work, with a certain amount of guilty pleasure.
Sorry, bad guys. We’ve been bombed before, and we just adjust our day to account for it. This is London calling.
(It’s actually the second joke, as James Coates asked me earlier “Has anyone seen Chirac?”, but it’s the first real joke, I guess.)